well this took another twist.

Whats with knocking the ginger people, i can honestly and happily state gingers are amoung the best fucks ever (not that i would know about ingamun mind) infact my best ever sex was with a ginger guy, maybe the added fact that gingers are looked down on so much made it all the more hot

God may have cursed us with ginger hair but he made up for it by fitting us with extra pokin meat. And the ability to know what to do with it.
And if its shaved it looks like any other spaff cannon. Abeit larger and paler.

Unfortunately for ginger ladies, he gave them all bucket fannies with lips like well used waders. All curled back up on themselves, rubbery and mostly green. And they fuckin stink like fish and feet. You dont want to smell a fishermans foot. Most ginger girls use toffee hammers to beat some kind of recognisable shape into them. Or sit on a radiator till they warm up and go all soft. Then there is a smell of cheap rubber added to the fishfoot tinge.

I fucked a ginger girl once. But then a zookeeper caught me and dragged me out of her cage.

If there are any ginger girls out there who dont fit this description, i would be more than happy to check your horrendous fadge for stink and lice. with my cock.

I think i was sick a little in my mouth just then. How very discriptive of you. Im going to paint all my warhammer with ginger hair now as a reminder of what to avoid in life.

You just reminded me of when we went to manchester years ago. When you went for a piss, i stuck some of my pubes in your drink. You drank them and juliet went in a huff with me for doing it.
There is probably some ginger fucker growing in your colon right now. Some ginger fuker with a mahoosive crab masher thats gonna rag your stinker from the inside out.
That aint a pile hanging out your fart hole, thats its bell end.

here is some reading for you.

www.askmen.com/daily/blogs/sex/redheads-best-in-bed.html